Indiscriminate Deliberations: October

Where’s Waldo? That seems to be the question following George Clooney’s motorcycle accident in Weehawken on Monday. So why was he in Jersey? Clooney explained to a FOX News reporter that he was there to visit his hairstylist Waldo Sanchez in Hoboken when he was sideswiped by a car as …

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The 10 to 5 for Guys

“I read your advice columns all the time,” an overserved friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend recently said to me during the Giants-Cowboys game last week at Liberty. “Of course you read them,” I responded assuredly. And what did you think, Love?” “Well, I found them funny coming from you,” she responded. I knew what …

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The Two Night Minimum

Connor’s trip to Vegas was only intended to be for business only. But you know Steinbeck wrote about the best laid plans of dice and men… Ever wonder why the world hates us? It’s not due to our presence in Iraq, Afghanistan, South Korea, or our support of Israel, or …

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The Wretched Replacement

She looked as beautiful as Nick remembered her. The dirty blond hair flowing the way beer flows like wine in Aspen…The hazel eyes penetrating any person they come in contact with… Oh, and that ass…just how does she keep that derriere so upright at age 32? Suddenly, the Picasso that …

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